The April Fool

It was me.  I was the fool. The one who willingly walked around with a sign on my back. 

But what could I do, my boys had joined forces to "sneak" up on me and secretly plant the sign.  Of course, their secret felt a lot more like a hard high five straight to the back followed by hysterical sniggering (of course, raucous laughter would have given it away, but the light laughter was undetectable). 

James was the mastermind and penned the original phrase.  This was no regular "kick me" - this was something for the ages.  Something that had the impact word "goat" and the double take that comes with goat phrases in general.  Of course the post script is choice as well. 

With most things, I, the willing fool wore the sign:

"I kiss goats!"

P.S. (I also kiss pigs!)